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swag animal facts monkey edition
monkeys have awful dental health as all they eat are bananas and they make toothpaste out of it monkeys are behind the nancy drew series and they draw the inspiration from the occurrences in the monkey society when they aren’t writing they paint giant murals of monkeys doing monkey things monkeys made the movie mars…
swag animal facts desman edition
desmans are all named desman, regardless of what they teach you in school they scream so loudly that humans can’t hear, and they scream the berries and cream song to locate one another they invented bicycles all desmans agree that the long haul movie wasn’t that bad except for desman #25325347 as he is highly…
swag animal facts frogmouth edition
frogmouths have incredible amounts of power as they can melt all who stand in their way with a single glance under their fluffy feathers frogmouths have moist frog-like skin which they can use to trap their victims frogmouths have thousands of razor sharp teeth despite being birds, as they are part shark frogmouths live in…
swag animal facts kiwi edition
despite their chicken sized appearance as seen above, kiwis are larger than the average human kiwis use their beaks to poke the faces of people who dislike kiwis kiwis enjoy singing, they hold song sings every day at 3 am kiwis use their beautiful and entrancing singing to lure tigers into traps, as the kiwis…
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